Why do you worthless heathens insist on putting that god awful swine on my f-ing turkey sandwich? I tell you heathens "NO SWINE" and you keep sneaking pepperoni and salami on my Turkey sandwich.
NEWS FLASH pepperoni and salami is swine, pigs are scavengers and they eat ***, dead carcasses, and only God knows what else, and i don't want that *** in my sandwich. That's exactly why i say no swine! Why is that so difficult for you heathens to comprehend?
Read Leviticus 11 you heathens! NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE
Review about: Schlotzskys Sandwich.
Reason of review: NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE.
Monetary Loss: $8.
Preferred solution: NO SWINE MEANS NO SWINE.
I didn't like: No swine means no swine.